Rock, but no Roll
Even though they were rocks, and he had named them Jerry Lee, Chuck Berry, the Who, Elvis and, of course the Beatles, and–wait for it–the Stones, Jack’s eBay auction hadn’t brought the bidding war he had counted on . . .
Ancestry.com
Johnny was consumed with his heritage, and to get answers, he had signed up for ancestry.com. He had reached the end, and it looked like he was related to Barry Goldwater, the conservative Arizona senator; Marian Berry, the disgraced coke-snorting D. C. mayor; Barry Manilow; or Chuck Berry. He was pretty sure it was not all of them . . .