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Randy hated this time of the year; the ticks were everywhere. Unlike the cattle egrets who ate ticks, Randy didn't; in fact he didn't even have a good beak for getting rid of them . . .
Farm Humor
When the cows and pigs asked Farmer Jones to tell some political jokes one Friday evening, he said “Sorry, can’t, the manure spreader is broken . . .”
Failure to Assimilate
In spite of laws, both Federal and State, the egrets seemed unable to assimilate with the cows when shade was at a premium in South Texas. The cows didn’t seem to mind the birds’ company when they were picking ticks off their backs, but clearly didn’t want a relationship. The Attorney General’s office said they were looking into it . . .