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When Bobby Jim heard they were going to film a Daffy Duck movie, he quickly applied for the leading Daffy role, only to be told he didn't look "Daffy enough . . ."
Frog Legs
After the storm muddied the waters, fishing on the Gulf Coast had been tough, but the frog leg supply seemed to be holding up . . .
Rodeo Rider
Clarence (top, facing backward) was coming to the conclusion that perhaps his rodeo bronc riding career dream may be unrealistic . . .
Mohawk
Chi Chi’s big sister told her that Mohawks are long on top, but short or shaved on the side; Chi Chi replied ” Just call me Fuzz Ball then, I’m not going under the clippers just to be a slave to fashion . . .
Personal Groomer
Lily Beth (White, standing on one leg) was billing herself as a “personal groomer” and promised a bug free environment. Herman, lying down, promised “All you can eat.”
Nit Picker
Clementine’s friends all said her new friend, Gilda (top, white) was not only a nit picker, but a freeloader. “And the down side is what?” asked Clemmy . . .