Ardea alba

Praying

The Johnson twins (pink) had eaten all the pizza, drunk all his beer, and now were checking the cupboards for potato chips–it never ended. Kevin (white) was praying they would leave before they found his bottle of 15 year old Scotch . . .

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Home Repairs

Zelda was a little miffed-her husband, Bruno, seemed to think it was more important to show his breeding plumage to the neighbors–especially the girls–than to get the nest ready for eggs and chicks . . .

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Wind Blown

Cecilia loved the ultra-chic dress for the Prom, but it left her feeling a little exposed if there was any wind–and then nerdy Jimmy started his rendition of “I see London, I see France . . .”

By |April 23rd, 2018|Categories: Birds, Glamor|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Wind Blown

Really Bad Hair

Mating/Dating season was short.  The girls knew they had to do something about their hair to attract a mate.   Google Avian hairdressers/stylists . . . ?

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Short Prayer

When the Spoonbills came for dinner, Whitey knew the prayer had to be short . . .

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Bad Hair

After the third guy walked by without a glance, Chelsea knew she was going to have to do something about her hair . . .

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