• The local weatherman had thought it was sun spots or some other solar disturbance, but it was just Dorothy harvesting her habanero peppers.  The Ghost and Carolina Reapers would soon follow, possibly causing global warming . . .

Hot Stuff

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  • Every Friday when the guys went to the Wings and Beer joint to check out the girls, one of Bruce's buddies had to play the old country song, "Your Cheatin' Heart."  But they would all sing over the music with "Your Cheetah Heart."  And yes, though Bruce was embarrassed, the girls were amused . . .

Your Cheatin’ Heart

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  • The girls were worried--they'd sent Bob & Jimmy out for BBQ, and they'd been gone quite a while. They couldn't figure out where they went . . .

Long Time Gone

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  • Herman (not the German) thought he really had something to offer the New Green Deal--he WAS green, REALLY green . . .

New Green Deal

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  • When the police heard about the"disturbance," they were prepared for rioting.  Turns out it was just old retired folk learning Texas Line Dancing. Never mind  an occasional "Yippy Ki Yi Yaaaay . . .!"

Just Texas Line Dancing

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  • Andrea had been disappointed when her new husband said that, no, they did not have Disney World in Paris, where they would live after the wedding. Her disappointment quickly faded when she took her first walk around town and said to herself, "Yeah, it's not exactly Disney World, but maybe that's the good news . . ."

Not Exactly Disney World

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