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When Stacy-Sue's ex-boyfriend was asked why she called herself the "Selfie Queen", he said it's because she can't spell narcissistic . . .
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While thinking her husband's description of their newly-acquired log cabin as needing "A little paint, a few nails" was quite optimistic, Chloe was really concerned about the bathing facilities come the Montana winter . . .
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Astronomers were trying to decide if solar flares had disturbed the orbit of the moon or if Gerry had bumped the telescope again . . .
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At first, Gabe resented being called a mockingbird--he never mocked anyone--well, maybe politicians, the Kardashians, reality shows, and WWR, but everyone mocked them, didn't they . . .?
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When Tommie John called the police station to ask if they knew about the fierce lightning storm on the other side of town, they said, "No need to worry; it's just the politicians debating over at the fairgrounds . . . "
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With that particular noise, it could only mean one thing, and every one asked, "Who passed gas . . .?"
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