Sports

Ice Fishing

When Jim Bob from the Texas Gulf Coast went to Wisconsin in January to visit his uncle, he saw quite a few men out on the frozen lake and was told they were ice fishing.  “Why,” Jim Bob asked “did they have to fish for ice when they clearly had a whole lake full of the stuff; if they needed ice that bad, why not just go to the convenience store?”. . .

By |January 7th, 2014|Categories: Fishing, Sports|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Ice Fishing

New Mascot

Edwin had seen a segment of the news talking about the use of names like Warriors, Braves, or Redskins, and how the ACLU was suing everyone in sight for “disrespecting” Native Americans, and so he went to the local college to offer himself as the new mascot.  The basketball team embraced the idea and quickly explained to Edwin that in addition to mascot duty, he could play an active part in the game . . .

By |December 20th, 2013|Categories: Exotic Animals, Politics, Sports, Texas|Tags: , , , , , , |Comments Off on New Mascot