Since high school, Ginnie’s friends–both guys and gals–kept telling her she was a real “Hottie” and finally got her to go the the Las Vegas Hotties contest. When the Ghost Pepper Girls showed up, Ginnie (top right, red) quickly learned that “Hot” is relative
It had been bad enough being banned for life from World Wrestling for not not following the script (hard to believe, I know) and actually winning fair and square. Then, out of work, to make a little money and use his wrestlers body, Igor took a job as a male model at the prestigious Barcelona Art Institute, posing mostly nude (and pretty cold), only to have the pigeons add insult to injury. He couldn’t help but think of the old Rodney Dangerfield line, “I don’t get no respect . . .”
When a group of cannabis-smoking, new age holistic mystics saw Lucy’s ears and head appear to be on fire, they approached the rancher and asked to buy her. The rancher told them no: It was just a trick of the light, she was wholly cow, not a holy cow, and besides, she had a calf to nurse . . .
To regain some lost market share, Dancing With The Stars decided to try Dancing With The Stars’ Pets. David drew Lady Gaga’s pet alligator, FiFi, and found that teaching her to pirouette on her tail was more difficult than he had thought, though the catfish treats seemed to be helping . . .
When Luigi was arrested for being a peeping tom, he was so embarrassed that he turned from his trade mark green to a rather awful pinkish orange. He insisted that he had just been trying to save the woman 15% on her car insurance . . .
Eloise was finally at the end of her rope; she was going to have to see the dermatologist–maybe try Botox and some kind of skin lightening treatment. The over-the-counter stuff from the drug store just wasn’t working . . .
