The girls had made the trip all the way from Bangalore just to see the last David Letterman show only to find out the travel agency had not gotten tickets for them. Now they were being herded like cattle to low rent, third rate tourist attractions no one wanted to see. The herd wasn’t being heard . . .
Konstantin was trying to write a new 12 step “Big Book” for selfie addicts. He was having trouble focusing, as he kept taking selfies of himself for the book cover, Twitter, Flickr, Instagram, the AMA, and of course to send to every e-mail address that came to him from friends who didn’t blind copy their friends . . .
Gerard was ready for the Elvis Viva Las Vegas look-a-like contest. He had the hair down, the hip shuffle, everything but the sequined jumpsuit. Well, he’d just have to wing it . . .
Judy hated it when her husband Ken always talked down to her at social gatherings just because he was a lofty nuclear physicist and she a humble micro biologist. This led her to begin work on a new humility virus she was going to test on him, and then send to all politicians, sports stars, movie and TV stars and the Hollywood/music crowd disguised as Jelly Belly jelly beans . . .
Justine was so engrossed in 50 Shades of Gray that she forgot her SPF50 sunblock and was headed for 50 shades of red . . .
It’s well known that the Native Americans refer to different moons, such as the harvest moon, the blood moon and the hunters’ moon. What is less well known is that the financial markets also refer to moon phases such as the bear moon when the bottom falls out of the market . . .
