Cold Shoulder
Tired of the creepy guy always haranguing her to look at strange YouTube videos, Zenvo decided to give the guy the cold shoulder–She wished he was more observant–it was getting cold out here . . .
Color Sense
Sheila’s friends said that her degree in fashion design from the University of Phoenix was useless, she had no color sense; who ever heard of green and hot pink together (except at a paint ball range)? Sheila thought them wrong; contrast isn’t always bad . . .
Improper Signage
Bernadine was having trouble with her Home Owners Association–they were invoking the “Inappropriate Signage” clause, demanding she remove the offending signs . . .
Sad Song
With an overwhelming sense of sadness, the band opened with a dirge/lament in memory of the Paris loss of life as well as that of the Russian airline victims . . .
Tattoo?
Elton (pictured) was well educated; he had a degree in Political Science from the University of Phoenix (on line), he knew the words to all of the Lady GaGa songs, and he did quite well with them at Karaoke night. But he was a flop with chicks–he couldn’t get a date to save his life. He wondered if getting a tattoo might help as part of an extreme makeover . . .
Save the Ta Ta’s
To show their support for breast cancer awareness, the girls all wore pink when in public and got “Save The Ta Ta’s” bumper stickers for their cars. They also made their husbands get pink Ducks Unlimited bumper stickers for their trucks . . .