Carpal Thumbal Syndrome
Gabby’s doctor told her she had a new condition known as carpal thumbal syndrome–from too much texting. Soaking in cool water could ease the pain . . .
DWTS
Genevieve got the notice that she had been chosen to be a contestant for Dancing With The Stars, but she was concerned. Not everybody could dance with someone with a bullet-proof carapace; could they get Darth Vader for her partner?
Twitter Feed
Zoe and Zelda, who had recently moved from Florida to Montana, hadn’t exactly felt a warm welcome at school. While the other students smiled (sort of) when they met, the twitter feed was brutal; the locals called them “plastic,” “fake,” and “artificial” just because their sense of style was Florida, not Montana.
You Should Have Used Sunblock
Jimmy’s wife was alternating between trying to comfort him and being angry that he hadn’t used the sunblock she so carefully gave him before the offshore fishing trip. “What if you get skin cancer from the sunburn? We don’t have insurance. What would I tell my friends–my husband died of cancer of the face?”
Early AlGoreRhythms
Even at a very young age, Al Gore (pictured (left) with Violin) was very ambitious; In addition to planning to be a ruler of the free world, invent the Internet, and save the planet, young Al had a strong musical talent. Above is a recently discovered photo of him showing his typical strong leadership by organizing an early version of his band, the AlGoreRhythms.
A Good Mani-Pedi
Dolores had had a terrible week: her boyfriend threatened to leave, she lost her job, and she was informed by her car insurance agent that the company was not going to cover her recent accident. She felt somewhat guilty using the last bit of room on her Visa card, but remembered her mom’s words, “There isn’t much a good mani-pedi can’t fix.”