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The sisters, Hester Esther and Polly Esther, finally decided to right their parents' cruel "Name" jokes. The reasoned if they had regular names, they may have been invited to the candidates debates, at least to be in the audience. True, they weren't Democrats, but they weren't Republicans either. Sort of like Ted Cruz, Texas Independents . . .
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At first, Gabe resented being called a mockingbird--he never mocked anyone--well, maybe politicians, the Kardashians, reality shows, and WWR, but everyone mocked them, didn't they . . .?
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When Tommie John called the police station to ask if they knew about the fierce lightning storm on the other side of town, they said, "No need to worry; it's just the politicians debating over at the fairgrounds . . . "
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When Higgins was asked by tourists whether he favored impeaching the president or not, his stand was consistent, "I'm neutral. BTW, is that a troll over on the next hill . . . ?"
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"Mom," squawked Huey, "Horatio's hogging the computer; he won't let me check my email until he's finished reading the Mueller report . . ."
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Ranjit, whose day job was maintenance at the Capitol building in Washington, was asked if his hobby of handling cobras was dangerous. He said, "Not any more than being around politicians and lobbyists every day . . ."
