Fire
When Claudia turned on the TV, at first she thought it must be a horrific forest fire being reported on, but soon realized it was just the candidates’ debate . . .
Right
After the first debate, The Donald was ready, loaded for bear, and definitely the right wing candidate . . .
“What, Me Worry . . .?”
When leaving the first night of the presidential debates, Alfred was asked if he was worried about the presidential election. His reply: “What, me worry . . .?”
Bad Reception
Gabriella was worried her antennas weren’t working right–she could only get NPR and an oldies station–no Rush Limbaugh or Hannity. A vast Left Wing conspiracy . . .?
Cold Shoulder
Beau hadn’t heard any campaign promises that helped a moose–or any ungulates for that matter–so when the pollsters and campaign people called, he gave them the cold shoulder . . .
Countdown Sunset
Hearing a concerned news commentator liken the time till election to an almost finished sunset, Karyn couldn’t help but wonder if after the election the sun was ever coming back up . . .