• Lionel had thought to attend the Iowa Caucuses, believing he had heard "Cowcusses" and thinking the food might be good (They do have to feed 'em, don't they?). He'd heard Iowa was famous for corn, but then he also heard they were famous for beef production. That could end badly. He also wondered why cows would get together to cuss . . .

Iowa Caucuses

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  • With articles of impeachment now in play, many have asked, "Where do the articles come from?"  Some investigative work quickly showed that, like many things, the actual work had been out-sourced to an Indian firm specializing in such things . . . 

Where Articles Come From

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  • Jim Bob (pictured) knew that he/they was one of the few, even in the deep south, that could show good cause why he/they should have two first names. With their unique outlook on life, he/they felt out of place no matter where he/they went. The big question came up at a family dinner when an aunt said he/they should say amen twice after grace was said. An uncle pointed out that they should be in politics, where it's vitally important to be always able to watch your back . . .

Two Heads Are Better Than One

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  • Carrie, who lived in a "Blue" state, was asked by her neighbors how she was voting in the fall elections.  She replied "Undecided". They expressed some doubts . . .

Undecided

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  • With world conditions so unsettled, many folks didn't know how to securely invest their  money: some leaning towards the stock markets, others towards real estate . . .

Indecisive

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  • While watching the TV news reporting on the US missile strike in Iraq, little Judy looked out the window and asked her mom if that was the missle strike.  Her mother said no, that was just the Washington politicans arguing about the impeachment rules . . .

Explosion

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