Budget Cuts
Sadly, the new tax overhaul bill cut funding for Jim’s department, the Secretary of Reptile Affairs. He had been perfect: cold blooded, able to change directions quickly and silently, and he had a forked tongue . . .
Used Parts
Curiosity about North Korean Rockets breaking up on re-entry led intelligence agencies to discover the North Korean’s cash shortage had prompted them to re-cycle some parts . . .
Balancing Act
Kelly, a newly elected politician, had wanted to help balance the budget, but it proved to be harder than expected . . .
Tremor
When experts saw a 5.7 Richter scale reading from North Korea, they suspected another underground nuclear test; turns out that fat Kim Jong Un just fell in the shower . . .
ISIS Project
President Trump suggested that the cars flooded by Hurricanes Harvey and Irma be sent to ISIS–they’d spend years trying to get them running–some might even become mechanics . . .
Taking a Knee
Protesting fences, Eugene “took a knee” every time someone said, “Give me a home, where the buffalo roam . . .”