Gravel
Not wanting to look arrogant, and being just a little rock band, the group decided on the name “Gravel . . .”
Hard Rock Concert
When Daniel heard about the Glacier Park Hard Rock Concert he was intrigued by the acoustics potential. He was concerned there could be power availability problems for the amps and lights, though . . .
Flying Purple People Eater
Attending an Art Car Show, scientists were finally able to corroborate the urban legend–there was indeed a One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater. The only question was, was it purple and ate people, or did it eat purple people. Perhaps some federal grant money was needed . . .
Goodbye to the AlGoreRhythms
Al Gore, in addition to inventing the internet and saving the planet, was also a musician; in fact, he had his own band–the AlGoreRhythms. While Al wrote the lyrics for all the songs, all of the music was computer generated (a special algorithm) and was a fusion of techno-retro-soul.. Gloria (pictured) was a huge fan; she had been to AlGoreRhythm concerts & had all their DVD’s, so she was extremely distressed to hear that the group was breaking up. “Oh well,” she thought, “there is always YouTube.”
Slip Slidin’ Away
When Ida told her boy friend, Simon, her father called him “slick, slippery,” he said he preferred “Smooth,” and started humming the old Paul Simon song, “Slip Slidin’ Away . . .”
Too Pink
The Lefties said she wasn’t blue enough, the Righties said she wasn’t red enough, some girl singer said she was infringing on her “PINK” trademark, and the Feds said she needed an environmental impact statement and Federal permit or she had to quit growing and spreading pollen on Federal land . . .