The Jones family, from Kansas, wanted their three year old, Henry, to see the mountains in Glacier Park. When Henry saw the glacial melt stream, he said, “Look Dad, the rocks are leaking!” His mom, having just heard the news, thought “Just Like Washington DC . . .”
Lefty didn’t think of himself as deformed, more like asymmetrical, and which way he leaned politically–right or left–he said depended on whether he was coming or going . . .
Eustace swore he would be the last man standing at his bachelor party, and it was down to him and Gary. And then he remembered, hey, they were bison, not men; had the bartender buffaloed them into drinking too much . . .?
When Lucie heard the Merle Haggard song Big City/Middle of Montana, she was thrilled and bought a ranch in the middle of Montana–sight unseen–from an online Realtor. The reality was somewhat disappointing . . .
Herbie’s plan to create the “Surf Montana” franchise wasn’t working out very well. He blamed it on Montana’s two season weather–Winter and July.
When William read in the Bible about separating the sheep from the goats, he wondered if that included mountain goats or just those pesky little trash eaters from outside the park . . .
