It had been billed as a Montana Rock Concert, and true enough, the rocks were there, but it was hard to imagine where the music came in. Little rocks falling from or on big rocks may have passed for percussion, but this was to have been rock, not hip-hop/rap, both genres where not only is music not heard, it isn’t even desired . . .
Everyone was in a hurry; the Senator was giving out free tickets for the wedding of his son, and the rumor had it that he was also showing everyone his new gun. After all, it was Montana. . .
For a minute, Sarah was very concerned. While practicing her violin, she had the TV on with the sound down, and saw a politician with the closed caption below saying that the politician abhorred Violins. Being from Montana, she knew the government was trying to control guns, but why musical instruments? Then she saw the correction–the closed captions had misspelled “violence”.. . . . . David, Sf.G.
JoAnn had won the mayoral election for Bannock, Montana, and with only two votes; not two more that the closest opponent, just two out of three total votes. But, hey, two out of three ain’t bad. . .
When Larry’s accountant finally explained what he thought (though he was still unclear on) about how Obamacare would affect Larry and his herd, Larry did the only thing he could think of —he headed for Canada with the girls and the kids. . . . David, Sf.G.
The girls were feeling a little rushed; while watching Dr. Oz and drinking coffee with the girls, Janine (third from right) had gotten a tweet that Victoria’s Secret was having a one hour only 1/2 price off sale on, well, ladies unmentionables, and the mall was a half hour away. . . . . David, Sf.G.
