Flood Proof
The Realtor had to agree, actual home sites were somewhat limited on this property, but she pointed out that on the positive side, it was flood proof . . .
Fake News
When CNN reported that Donald Trump was opening a Glacier Park resort with yodeling bellboys and waitstaff, he tweeted “#fakenews, only the waitstaff would yodel . . .”
Free Range Water
Damian’s hope was that when the PETA/Vegan crowd heard about his “free range water,” they would embrace the concept and his fortune would be made . . .
Are We There Yet?
As the school of baby Steelhead Trout made their way downstream to the ocean, Kenny, one of the fingerlings, couldn’t help asking, “Are we there yet . . .?”
Like a Toothache!
After getting settled in Idaho, Junie, when asked if she missed L.A., replied, “Yeah, like a bad toothache . . . !”
Low Maintenance
“Yes,” said the real estate guy, “it is a little on the dry side, but cutting the grass doesn’t take long.”