Percy was miffed that they (the doves) were good enough to be released to fly heavenward as Harry and Meghan exited the church, but not good enough to enjoy the wedding party. Had bird seed costs in the UK gone that high . . .?
Cecilia loved the ultra-chic dress for the Prom, but it left her feeling a little exposed if there was any wind–and then nerdy Jimmy started his rendition of “I see London, I see France . . .”
Cindy (pictured) was more than a little disappointed; the television and glamour magazine ads had touted the new skin care and softening product as the newest and best at softening dry scaly skin. After several bottles and numerous applications of the “wonder product,” she was still left with really scaly skin . . .
True, the collagen treatment had given Linda Lou big bee-stung looking lips, but she also had begun to notice some other less desirable effects the clinic had not mentioned before the treatments begun . . .
Just back from NY NY, Tina June (called Tina Tuna by her friends) thought her NY NY FauxMo do and her new cheek tats were way cool, but behind her back, her friends whispered, “FauxMo? Ho, ho, ho!”
When Evelyn told her BFF Twyla Sue she was saving up to buy a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes, her BFF told her she was more likely to be a pair of Jimmy Choos than to wear them. Expensive cowboy boots were another possibility . . .
