Glamor

  • It was Maria's first time up from hibernation in the mud at the bottom of the pond since last fall, and she was ready for that first mani-pedi of the year.  She liked to think of it as one of the rites of spring . . .

Rites of Spring

By |February 25th, 2019|Categories: Glamor, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Rites of Spring
  • In spite of her mother's assurances that spoonbills were elegant and beautiful, little Billie still got bullied by the egret kids and the cormorants . . .

Bullied Billie

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  • Garth wondered if his new health insurance plan covered cosmetic treatment--the bumps on one side of his nose were larger than the other side, and he valued balance . . .

Coverage

By |December 25th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor, Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Coverage

Ear Job

Kammi had always wanted to be a Jackrabbit, but she didn’t have the ears.  When she heard that humans got “nose jobs” and other “jobs” to enhance certain body parts, she wondered if she should live the dream and get an “Ear Job . . .”

By |June 1st, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Ear Job

Tangled

Clarissa loved her long, elegant, breeding season plumage, but hated the tangles.  She told her BFF, Amy it felt like riding in a convertible with the top down . . .

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Mohawk

Chi Chi’s big sister told her that Mohawks are long on top, but short or shaved on the side; Chi Chi replied ” Just call me Fuzz Ball then, I’m not going under the clippers just to be a slave to fashion . . .

By |May 31st, 2018|Categories: Birds, Glamor, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Mohawk