Just Checking
Giovanni had been told in science class that sunflower seeds always formed the “golden mean” that was expressed mathematically as 1.618, and there was also something about Fibonacci numbers–he was just checking . . .
Grass Roots Poll
In anticipation of a recent “grass roots” poll, both the red and blue supporters predicted an easy victory. The results were quite a setback for both parties, and had them rethinking their strategies . . .
It Would Make Your Hair Curl . . .
As a preface to her hot news about their BFF Claudia, Linda told Susie, “It will make your hair curl . . .”
Identity Crisis
The girls decided that they were facing an identity crisis– they weren’t blue enough to be left wing or red enough to be right wing, they didn’t like the “Rhino” tag at all or being associated with a children’s program’s squishy, fuzzy dinosaur, and they weren’t interested in promoting the Prince “Purple Rain” CD. Maybe they could start a reality show and be the Kardashians of the flower world–famous for being famous . . .
Red State
As the pollsters got off the plane to take the measure of a particular southern state, they were pretty well convinced it was going to be a red state . . .
A Little Protein
Jack (pictured) had been a vegetarian all his life; in fact, his entire family were vegan. But with the advent of streaming television on his iPhone and the ongoing Burger King and Pizza Hut ads, Jack was beginning to have an unending craving for a little animal protein. The Chili’s ad for Baby Back Ribs put him over the top–he was going to go for the all you can eat option. . .