Mistaken Identity
After a reported spy satellite sighting of a UFO, the military dispatched armed jet fighters to check it out. Turns out it was just young Josh throwing perfect cast net circles, catching mullet and shad for bait . . .
Drinking Like a Fish
Francisco didn’t need a breathalyzer to know this guy had been drinking like a fish . . .
New Weight Loss Program
After hearing about occasional flesh eating bacteria on the Texas Gulf Coast, Jimmy envisioned this as the ideal weight loss program, just teach them to only eat cellulite. What could possibly go wrong . . .?
Air Fishing
Just like playing “Air Guitar” at a party looked cool, but produced no music, so “Air Fishing” looked cool, but didn’t seem to catch many fish. Maybe flying fish . . .
July 4th Contest
New York and Nathan’s had their July 4th Hot Dog Eating contest, so not to be outdone, Texas had its Fresh Fish eating contest. Clyde was running into trouble with #38 . . .
Bucket List
The boys agreed–being in the bucket was definitely not on their bucket lists . . .