Crossing the Line
Magdalene (left) tries to explain to her daughter and two nieces that when meeting a new guy you may want to date there have to be lines you just won’t cross, though barbed wire isn’t necessarily one of them . . .
Enough Already
For months on end, Bubba’s girlfriend had talked non-stop about the campaigns of endless politicians–and she had firm opinions on all of them. He thought with the election over, there might be a little peace and quiet, but no, now she moved into the tabloid world of actors and actresses, musicians, who knows who they all were. He just wanted some quiet . . .
Uphill Fight
There was enough to eat, Camilla (back) thought, if you knew where to look, but it was always an uphill fight . . .
On the Run
It seems the EPA had decided that elk, like their bovine cousins the cows, created significant amounts of high carbon gas in the digestive process. To stop global warming, it was necessary to fit these elk with a new catalytic converter, and the boys from Washington DC were here in Montana looking for the first recipients. Bruce (with antlers) figured these DC guys had to be a couple of chips short of a motherboard . . .
Old Goat
Herbie wished the brash young punks would quit calling him “that old goat”; he was only 7 in human years or 53 in goat years (a goat year is equal to1.29 dog years). He couldn’t even apply for social security yet . . .
Dancing With the Stars’ Pets
To regain some lost market share, Dancing With The Stars decided to try Dancing With The Stars’ Pets. David drew Lady Gaga’s pet alligator, FiFi, and found that teaching her to pirouette on her tail was more difficult than he had thought, though the catfish treats seemed to be helping . . .