Bison time
When Jorge’s accountant told him he was late filing his taxes, he thought she said they were going to have to “Bison time”. He wondered how, since Bison don’t have money or clocks . . .
Wrong Turn
Thom figured he made a wrong turn near Chetumal, Mexico and, with the cruise ship crowd, had ended up in Houston outside NRG Stadium on Super Bowl day with no ticket . . .
Blurry
Charlie couldn’t decide if the blurry reflection was a breeze on the water or if he’d lost count of his beers at the poker game . . .
Nowhere to Hide
As the snow got deeper, Rufus found it increasingly difficult to hide from his soon to be ex-wife’s lawyers, process servers, and the bill collectors . . .
Voter Fraud
The voting line was long, so Jeremiah, very hungry, ate one of the other voters, but first asked who he was voting for. The polling place monitors said that did not let him vote twice . . .
Bambi’s Mother
Being Bambi’s mother had its benefits, lots of PR, fan letters, and more, but the accommodations were “rustic” and the mirror, mirror was not on the wall . . .