EPA Blues
The EPA nearly shut him down: a penalty and tax on cow flatulence, a fine for no manure disposal permit, and more. Hopefully the new Trump EPA guy would lighten up . . .
Troubling Prospects
As election day drew near, the girls were in a quandary: They wanted to vote Green:, but the “Green” folks said cow flatulence was causing global warming, and they should turn themselves in to McDonald’s for the good of the planet . . .
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
In spite of global warming, a cold snap in New York had frozen Niagara Falls solid. To investigate the problem, Al Gore decided to look into the problem personally; what could possibly go wrong?
Light My Fire
The company claimed the drilling and fracking was perfectly safe, but then fire appeared on the surface of the swimming pool. The company blamed it on a teenage prank–pouring charcoal lighter fluid on the pool and lighting it–but not everyone was convinced.
No Smoking
Sadly, some thought that because they weren’t actually in town, the No Smoking law didn’t apply to them . . .
Science Project
Inspired by the young boy who took his “clock” to school to show his teacher, young Yuri took pictures of his power project experiment to show his science teacher, but for some reason he ended up in jail, answering lots of questions