In spite of laws, both Federal and State, the egrets seemed unable to assimilate with the cows when shade was at a premium in South Texas. The cows didn’t seem to mind the birds’ company when they were picking ticks off their backs, but clearly didn’t want a relationship. The Attorney General’s office said they were looking into it . . .
Justine turned down a scholarship to a pricey East Coast University; she had her heart set on Texas A & M, where she could go to Cowledge . . .
Andrea thought going “Goth” was kind of cool–she liked the contrasting black eyeliner– but thought the black lipstick was a little over the top . . .
Chelsea and Chloe kept hearing about all the “pork” being funded in Washington, yet saw no evidence of any actual hogs there. This, they decided, offered an interesting and long lived career opportunity . . .
It was little known, but when the “Donald” accused a certain Senator of being so liberal he crossed the line, in addition to tweeting the senator’s personal cell phone number, he sent a photo to prove his point . . .
It seems that “You are what you eat” could have an extension–“You are what you watch”–as well. After watching just one vampire movie on TV, The Princess Buttercup (brown, top) couldn’t get the concept out of her mind . . .
N.B. No real animals were harmed or killed during the production of this AGR.
