Brand Issues
Angie knew that cows had to be branded, but couldn’t they do something classy, like Dior, Jimmy Choo, or Chanel . . .
Uber Problems
Lucy (top, white) was convinced this ride sharing program was not going to work. The ride was slow and jerky, and the driver (red, slow) didn’t seem to care what Lucy’s destination was or when she got there . . .
EPA Blues
The EPA nearly shut him down: a penalty and tax on cow flatulence, a fine for no manure disposal permit, and more. Hopefully the new Trump EPA guy would lighten up . . .
No Tai Chi
No matter his doctor’s concern for his health, Buford J Buford, Jr. was not going to join the Tai Chi class, period . . .
Troubling Prospects
As election day drew near, the girls were in a quandary: They wanted to vote Green:, but the “Green” folks said cow flatulence was causing global warming, and they should turn themselves in to McDonald’s for the good of the planet . . .
Wrong Message?
After Instagramming, Tweeting and Facebook-posting the magnificent tail braiding she had gotten at the horse show, Belinda hoped she hadn’t sent the wrong message . . .