When Snuffy the Wonder Dog applied for his pilot’s license, he was told that 4 years old was not sufficient; you had to be at least 16. When Snuffy tried to explain the concept of dog years (7 dog years for each human year, actually making him 28) to the bureaucrat, it seemed like the man’s eyes just sort of glazed over. . . . . David, Sf.G.
As the political rhetoric heated up with elections nearing, and the financial world seeming to be in free fall, Snuffy (the wonder dog) was concerned it was all getting to him and thought he was just too tense. He was thinking of having his doctor prescribe an anti-anxiety medication or perhaps Xanax so that he could loosen up a bit.. . . . David, Sf.G.
As they raced across the vast frozen tundra of the great white north, Brew (lead dog) was more than a little happy to be lead dog; not only was the food better, but he kept remembering his father’s words, “If you are not the lead dog, the view never changes . . . . . David, Sf.G.
Snuffy The Wonder Dog had taken his mother’s concern for personal hygiene seriously. “Never forget to wash behind your ears,” she had drummed into him. Now that he had children of his own, he felt it only right to set a good example. . . . . David, Sf.G.