Don’t Be Koi
Justin had asked Twyla Sue to be his date for the prom, but she hadn’t given him a clear answer. “Don’t be Koi,” he said . . .
Warts
Lenny hadn’t believed Mrs. Pierce, his date’s mother, when she warned him if he tried to kiss her daughter, he’d get warts. He thought she had meant like maybe one wart and took a chance . . .
Exfoliating
As part of the weekend spa package Jill had given herself after dumping her useless football-watching, beer-drinking boyfriend, she’d been told that the mud bath was good for exfoliating the dead skin and rejuvenating her dry, cracked, scaly skin, but she didn’t think it was working . . .
Mine’s Bigger
Like a lot of guys after a few post game beers, Jimmy couldn’t help but brag–“Mine’s bigger than yours is . . .”
Overbite
Cherise always wished her parents hadn’t been too cheap to have her overbite fixed, but her boyfriend, Bruce, thought it “Way cool . . .”
No Pizza Delivery
When Junie and Jim heard the announcement over the PA system that there would be a significant delay in finishing their ride on the Eye of London due to technical difficulties, they decided to call out for pizza–they were dismayed that delivery wasn’t available . . .