A selection of Bugs
Yes and No
Gordy’s wife told him, yes, he was taking the “Hard Body” look too seriously, and no, his family wasn’t from the “Liverpool Beatles . . .!
Manners
Jimmie’s mom just couldn’t understand why he didn’t get it: no matter how informal the setting, you couldn’t walk on your food . . .
Lunch Waits for No Man
Lynnette (pictured) had every intention of waiting for her boyfriend Bob to get there for lunch. Suddenly, her fast metabolism, the overpowering smell of the flower, and perhaps, just the slightest desire to get ahead proved once again that lunch waits for no man . . .
Outside the Box
Orb-weavers are born to do circular webs. Lillian, though, was trying to think outside the box–maybe do some squares, or maybe a parallelogram or two . . .
Unexpected Discovery
While examining subpoenaed material on Russian interference during the election, a photo of Al Gore inventing the world wide web/Internet surfaced . . .
Creepy Crawly
Roger’s costume party get-up, a clown caterpillar, wasn’t working. Turns out people thought clowns were creepy enough but creepy AND crawling was over the top . . .