A selection of Bugs
Third Party Possibility
Riley had been vacillating; should he vote Red or Blue? His wife suggested he may be better suited going third party–Green . . .
Stretched Pretty Thin
When Justine was asked to contribute for the school band uniforms, she had to admit she was already stretched pretty thin . . .
Job Satisfaction
Gustav rather liked his job as bouncer for the Trump campaign; he didn’t have to say anything or do much–just his presence seemed enough . . .
Frequent Flyer Mileage Discrepancy
When Roberta called to check on her frequent flyer mileage total (it seemed low) she was told flying backwards deletes miles earned flying forward . . .
Black Widows’ Lives Matter
Cathy, using her iPhone, had tried to get a little relief for black widows with a “black widows’ lives matter” movement, but didn’t seem to be getting much traction . . .
Social Butterfly
Angry, Eldridge’s girlfriend tweeted #social_butterfly and it went viral, over 1,000,000 re-tweets the first day. Good way to meet chicks . . .