Vulture Humor
It was open mic night at the Vulture Comedy Club, and Bruce (second from the left) started with “How do you tell the greedy vulture from the rest?” Answer: “He’s the one that goes from eating roadkill to being roadkill . . .”
Speaker Applicants
Already, the applicants for the job of Speaker Of The House were lining up to take John Boehner’s place . . .
Politically Incorrect
Jack couldn’t help but think that if the progression pictured was of politicians, it was backwards . . .
Vlad the Impaler
The Donald made a quick weekend trip to check out a possible running mate, Vlad the Impaler, but he decided Vlad lacked a well-developed immigration policy and was not conservative enough in his military agenda . . .
Tattoo Removal
Jacko had been looking for a retirement project/business. When he found franchise rights for tattoo removal for the entire Houston area for a very reasonable price, he jumped at it; all equipment and signage was included
Everybody Must Get Stoned
While looking through some photographs of Bob Dylan and his little-known secret trip to India and Nek Chand’s Rock Garden, Joan Baez found what she believed was the inspiration for Bob’s famous 60’s song “Everybody Must Get Stoned” . . .