Zombie Apocalypse
The Santa disguise for launching the Zombie Apocalypse in Texas didn’t seem to be working that well . . .
Flat Earth Society
A Fox News item said the Flat Earth Society planned a rocket launch to prove the NASA pics of a round earth were Photoshopped. Some things were hard to explain . . .
Just Trying to Help
When Aunt Hilda said the dentist told her she needed false teeth, Dorothy had a money saving idea. It was not well received . . .
Gun Safety
When teaching his gun safety course, Jack said the most important thing was to always keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction . . .
Dancing With the Stars
When David got his acceptance letter for Dancing With The Stars, it hadn’t mentioned that the stars were from the Swamp People TV show . . .
Little People
All of Roberta’s friends from acting school told her being a “little person” had its advantages–what if they did a remake of The Wizard of Oz? There would be a real need for Munchkins . . .