A selection of Various Birds
No Flip-Flops
Sydnie hated the new EPA rule for National Wildlife sanctuaries–no Flip-Flops–she hated the feel of all that slimy mud between her toes . .
The Watcher
Danno had been hired by the Texas Rangers to watch the Texas border for undocumented individuals. They were a little vague, and he was a little confused, as to what to do if he found one. . .
No Pat Downs
Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flyer, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk;” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that
Beer Money
It was just proving to be too tough–Hans had been trying to get the wire loose for three days so that he could sell the copper for beer money–but it was just really nailed down , , ,
Vulture Humor
It was open mic night at the Vulture Comedy Club, and Bruce (second from the left) started with “How do you tell the greedy vulture from the rest?” Answer: “He’s the one that goes from eating roadkill to being roadkill . . .”
Seasonal Changes
Homer thought that snow this early in September was a little strange, even here in Alaska–“Must be global warming,” he mused . . .