A selection of Various Birds
Who Couldn’t Laugh at That?
A one-legged ventriloquist cattle egret telling Hillary, Donald and Obama jokes through the mute cow with broken horns–who couldn’t laugh at that . . .?
Spendy ‘Do
After spending $150 at the big name salon, Gilroy was worried he might be mistaken for Donald Trump . . .
Carpal-Wingal Syndrome
The doctor told Benny his wing soreness was Carpal-wingal Syndrome, not uncommon in hummers that ate only at feeders and tried to defend them from other hummers . . .
No Respect
When Bernie (second from the right) tried to tell his joke at the comedy club, he got no respect. How could they get the punchline without hearing the set-up . . .?
Party Game
Estelle thought it a silly party game: everybody guessing which is longer, her legs, her wings, or her neck. She won all categories . . .
Grammy Awards Night
Hank and Frank couldn’t understand why their manager didn’t get it–you just can’t go to the Grammy awards night and look “normal . . .”