A selection of Various Birds
Jail Birds
The girls had to contact the human rights commission; the black and white prison uniform was bad enough, but having to stand in cold water on one leg was too much . . .
Bad Boy Look
Times had been hard–Jenkins hoped he could get some new plumage after migration; he knew he looked pretty rough. Maybe some girl would like the “bad boy” look . . .
Long Face
When asked “Why the long face?” Candace Jean said, “Nobody bothered to poll the pelicans for the election, much less help to get out the pelican vote–all votes should count . . .”
Ducking the Issue
As she walked into WalMart, Louise faced a wall of reporters asking how she was voting and was accused of “ducking the issue” when she refused to be interviewed . . .
Feather Allergy
Luis (pictured, on left) was trying to explain to Sasha, his new love interest (pictured, right), that he had not been drinking; the red around his eyes was a strange allergy to some kinds of feathers. Dr Oz, Dr. Phil, even Dr. Seuss hadn’t been able to help. Maybe a beer might actually help.
I’m Outa Here!
When asked by friends at the local watering hole to debate the merits of the candidates, Ozzy’s reply was simply “I’m outa here . . .”