A selection of Various Birds
Short Prayer
When the Spoonbills came for dinner, Whitey knew the prayer had to be short . . .
Elegance (Sometimes)
Though elegant in their “Dancing With The Stars” appearance, the girls’ true nature came out at the all you can eat seafood buffet . . .
Non Political
Rosie wasn’t real concerned whether the Russians helped either candidate; she just wanted to know where the crayfish had gone . . .
Two Heads
Everyone said “Two heads are better than one,” but the procedure was expensive and painful, not to mention finding matching blood types. Matching opinions was harder yet . . .
A Little Privacy
The lack of privacy in close quarters was bad enough, but her neighbor asking loudly, “Cooties again, Linda?” was just too much . . .
Nit Picker
Clementine’s friends all said her new friend, Gilda (top, white) was not only a nit picker, but a freeloader. “And the down side is what?” asked Clemmy . . .