A selection of Various Birds
Evidence to the Contrary
Adrian claimed he hadn’t been drinking, but his wife said there was evidence to the contrary . . .
Not Fight or Flight
Contrary to popular opinion, it’s not always fight or flight; in Homer’s case he was just tired of his brother Hector’s poorly told, recycled jokes . . .
Diplomacy Change
Unlike his predecessor, the new president seemed to be favoring the hawkish method of diplomacy rather than the dove-like . . .
Thenk Yew Verra Much
Preparing for the “Elvis Look-alike Open Mike Night,” Steve practiced his bow and his “thenk yew verra much” sign-off. How could it get any better than that?
No Duck Care
Bruce read the entire 2700+page Affordable Care Act: there was nothing for duck health care. He’d seen nothing from the duck lobby in the new proposed bills either. Troubling . . .
