A selection of Various Birds
Not Common, Now
When Freddy heard the tour guide refer to him as a “common grackle”, he was miffed: What if his girlfriends heard he was “common?” Time for damage control . . .
Make It Bigger, Mama
Katrina, worried that her spoonbill was not as big as her friends’, pleaded “Make it bigger, Mama . . .
Balancing Act
Kelly, a newly elected politician, had wanted to help balance the budget, but it proved to be harder than expected . . .
To Tweet or Not to Tweet
Tweeting sounded like a good concept; politicians and famous people seemed to thrive on it, but Justin, who lacked a good singing voice, found it just alerted his prey . . .
Color Blind
Henry was blue, lived in a “red” state, but was not a supporter of either party. Why couldn’t everyone just be color blind . . .?
Correct English
David could never remember his English teacher’s rule; was it “Who” or “Whom” . . .?