Birds

A selection of Various Birds

Praying

The Johnson twins (pink) had eaten all the pizza, drunk all his beer, and now were checking the cupboards for potato chips–it never ended. Kevin (white) was praying they would leave before they found his bottle of 15 year old Scotch . . .

By |April 26th, 2018|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Praying

Home Repairs

Zelda was a little miffed-her husband, Bruno, seemed to think it was more important to show his breeding plumage to the neighbors–especially the girls–than to get the nest ready for eggs and chicks . . .

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Wind Blown

Cecilia loved the ultra-chic dress for the Prom, but it left her feeling a little exposed if there was any wind–and then nerdy Jimmy started his rendition of “I see London, I see France . . .”

By |April 23rd, 2018|Categories: Birds, Glamor|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Wind Blown

Grand Jury Investigation

After being subpoenaed to give testimony as to whether the president or his family or associates had given ducks in Central Park bread, the stinking paparazzi  were relentless, demanding to know if it was Russian or American bread.  No matter how they tried to duck the journalists and bloggers, it never ended . . .

By |April 16th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Grand Jury Investigation

Kinks

The “Pink Three” had tried out as cheerleaders for the Houston Texans, and the tryout routine was much harder and more gymnastic than they had ever dreamed.  They were hoping that the chiropractor would give them a three-for-the-price-of-two discount to work out the kinks . . .

By |April 9th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Health, Sports|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Kinks

Razor Rash

When Sally accused Brett of having some other girl’s lipstick on his collar, he said, “Nonsense, it’s just razor burn . . .”

By |April 8th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene|Tags: |Comments Off on Razor Rash