A selection of Various Birds
Praying
The Johnson twins (pink) had eaten all the pizza, drunk all his beer, and now were checking the cupboards for potato chips–it never ended. Kevin (white) was praying they would leave before they found his bottle of 15 year old Scotch . . .
Home Repairs
Zelda was a little miffed-her husband, Bruno, seemed to think it was more important to show his breeding plumage to the neighbors–especially the girls–than to get the nest ready for eggs and chicks . . .
Wind Blown
Cecilia loved the ultra-chic dress for the Prom, but it left her feeling a little exposed if there was any wind–and then nerdy Jimmy started his rendition of “I see London, I see France . . .”
Grand Jury Investigation
After being subpoenaed to give testimony as to whether the president or his family or associates had given ducks in Central Park bread, the stinking paparazzi were relentless, demanding to know if it was Russian or American bread. No matter how they tried to duck the journalists and bloggers, it never ended . . .
Kinks
The “Pink Three” had tried out as cheerleaders for the Houston Texans, and the tryout routine was much harder and more gymnastic than they had ever dreamed. They were hoping that the chiropractor would give them a three-for-the-price-of-two discount to work out the kinks . . .
Razor Rash
When Sally accused Brett of having some other girl’s lipstick on his collar, he said, “Nonsense, it’s just razor burn . . .”