A selection of Various Birds
Not Working
Knowing first impressions were important on first dates, Hermann was worried about his new deodorant not working . . .
Dripping
Geneva’s mother kept telling her that dripping when eating showed a distinct lack of culture; that it was crude. Geneva asked her mom to show her how to eat a seafood salad without dripping . . .
Wings
Congresswoman Maxine Waters, ever on the lookout to find fault with the President and his family, had to call a press conference to criticize the first lady’s new gown as “Too white”
No Pat Downs
Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flyer, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk!” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that. . .
Not Invited to the Royals’ Wedding
Percy was miffed that they (the doves) were good enough to be released to fly heavenward as Harry and Meghan exited the church, but not good enough to enjoy the wedding party. Had bird seed costs in the UK gone that high . . .?
Motherhood
Cyndy was glad motherhood only lasted a couple of months each year. This time, the fight was Quentin yelling, “It’s not fair, Mom! Louie took my tadpole…!”