Lefty
Lefty didn’t think of himself as deformed, more like asymmetrical, and which way he leaned politically–right or left–he said depended on whether he was coming or going . . .
Lefty didn’t think of himself as deformed, more like asymmetrical, and which way he leaned politically–right or left–he said depended on whether he was coming or going . . .
Cyndy was glad motherhood only lasted a couple of months each year. This time, the fight was Quentin yelling, “It’s not fair, Mom! Louie took my tadpole…!”
The Johnson twins (pink) had eaten all the pizza, drunk all his beer, and now were checking the cupboards for potato chips–it never ended. Kevin (white) was praying they would leave before they found his bottle of 15 year old Scotch . . .
Zelda was a little miffed-her husband, Bruno, seemed to think it was more important to show his breeding plumage to the neighbors–especially the girls–than to get the nest ready for eggs and chicks . . .
Melinda just wasn’t having any success in motivating the cow Jazzercise class; she finally called them sluggish, fumbling oafs . . .
Cecilia loved the ultra-chic dress for the Prom, but it left her feeling a little exposed if there was any wind–and then nerdy Jimmy started his rendition of “I see London, I see France . . .”