The president said the California wildfires were caused by California’s poor forestry practices and permitting medical marijuana to be grown on federal forest land. California said it was Washington’s failure to provide proper forest service funding. In the mean time, Montana was living with smoky sunsets and sunrises because of the California wild fires. Iowa and Rhode Island claimed they had no dog in this fight . . .
Texas good ol’ gal Justine-Lucille knew that back-to-back cruises–one to the Caribbean, one to Alaska, and one in the Mediterranean–with all you can eat lobster plus free beer and drinks hadn’t been kind to her dieting plan. She hadn’t realized just how badly she had sabotaged her goal until she tried the elephant ride . . .
As November came and the end of Hurricane season was in sight, coastal Texans all breathed a sigh of relief for another year . . .
With the election over, many of the candidates’ staffers found that they were unclear as what to do now . . .
As the head forester, John had to select the trees to be harvested and which to let grow, always a heavy responsibility to have the power of life and death . . .
It had been a tough, grueling campaign season for the Muley family, and they were glad Tuesday was the end. Dad was stumping for the red group, Mom for the blue, and Twyla Sue, the baby, for PETA. Needless to say, there were some scheduling as well as fund raising and contribution conflicts. Meanwhile, Twyla Sue heard disturbing reports that Chick Fil A wasn’t vegan . . .
