Head-icure
When asked “Manicure or pedicure?” Lindsay said she thought a head-icure would be more fitting; no distracting gold or silver sparkly things, thank you . . .”
Back to Work
Timing couldn’t have been better; Bobby (pictured) had just gotten his degree from the University of Phoenix (On Line). He had returned to school after his layoff two years ago, and had gotten a degree in environmental science. Now here he was, down on the beach, looking for tar balls–but hey, it was a job.
Can’t Do
Billy had tried to tell his little brother Herby you can’t bite your pop tart to look like a gun at school, even if you’re pretending it’s only supposed to be an air pistol . . .
Not Sign Language
Thibodeaux’s mother quickly explained that, no matter what his friend from school said, that wasn’t American Sign Language for “friend . . .”
“What, Me Worry . . .?”
When leaving the first night of the presidential debates, Alfred was asked if he was worried about the presidential election. His reply: “What, me worry . . .?”
End of the Rainbow(s)
Bennie had heard that there was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but he wondered, which rainbow, and which end? Did he have to locate and lug around four pots of gold? Why couldn’t they do a direct deposit into his account like his disability check; and would the gold, if any, count against his maximum earnings before losing his benefits?