Safe From Reptiles
Johnny, from Texas and not used to the cold, in spite of global warming, was comforted by the low incidence of alligator and water moccasin attacks here in Alaska . . .
In the Rough
When Llewellyn had booked his Texas golf vacation, he had been intrigued by the description of the Blue Elbow Swamp course (just west of the Louisiana border) that had been billed as “In the rough”. Turns out the claim wasn’t just hyperbole, and there was no extra charge for the opportunity to mingle with the gators or cottonmouth water moccasins.