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Jose was told he was on the no fly list, and because of the partial Government shut down, TSA couldn't fix the mistake. The question was: Were flies off limits? Or was it that he couldn't fly to get them . . . ?
No Pat Downs
Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flyer, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk!” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that. . .
No Pat Downs
Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flier, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk;” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that.
Full Body Scan
Calvin had gotten used to the indignity of it–air travel required the full body scan. He just hoped no one hacked the TSA data base and posted pictures on the Internet . . .
No Pat Downs
Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flyer, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk;” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that
Full Body Scan
Kermit (pictured), for privacy reasons, had been hesitant to submit to the full body scan; his friends told him that, in spite of promises from TSA that the images would be quickly destroyed and never shared or made public, Kermit would be on You Tube in minutes. And thus, Kermit, famous Sesame Street legend, was not at all surprised when minutes after landing at his destination he was texted with a link to YouTube featuring–yup, good ol’ Kermit in full color. His only question was, what would Lady Gaga have done?