Lapses in Security
In spite of recent publicity exposing major lapses in TSA airport security, Bruce was not able to get his personal carry weapon through airport check-in concealed in his luggage . . .
No Fly List
Charlotte (pictured) was both amused and yet troubled; her recent trip to the Greek islands had been cancelled; it turns out she had been put on the “no fly list” by TSA. The trouble came about when a midlevel TSA bureaucrat read an article in The Scientific American during lunch where scientists had demonstrated mathematically that it was impossible for bees to fly, and, he wondered, if bees couldn’t fly, how would that affect the rest of the passengers and plane. . .
The Only Way
All of Richie’s friends had decided to drive for the holiday–who wanted to fight for parking, then the long lines , the indignity of TSA intrusion and searches, and then flights being canceled! But for Richie, flying was the only way to travel. . . . . . David, Sf.G.