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Homer had thought that putting out his web in the cold (for the Texas Gulf Coast) winter while all the other spiders stayed at home would mean no competition, and he was right. Sadly, all of the bugs also stayed in--slim pickings . . .
Sad or Happy
Carol was sad that the stunning Texas Gulf Coast sunset would soon fade into darkness. But then–happily–there would be another tomorrow . . .
Hot Stuff
When a surprise cold snap and five inches of snow hit the Texas Gulf Coast, global warming was blamed, though some speculated it could be President Trump’s fault . . .
Dollar Signs
With the increased demand for grain to make alcohol as a fuel additive and all the rain they’d had this year, it looked like it was going to be a good year for the Texas Gulf Coast rice farmers. Many, driving by the lush green fields, claimed you could actually see dollar signs.
Not a Korean Nuke
The County Sheriff’s office had been flooded with 911 calls concerned that the North Koreans had launched a nuke, but no, it was just just another Texas Gulf Coast sunset . . .
New Weight Loss Program
After hearing about occasional flesh eating bacteria on the Texas Gulf Coast, Jimmy envisioned this as the ideal weight loss program, just teach them to only eat cellulite. What could possibly go wrong . . .?