There Goes the Neighborhood

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No Cows in Space

Carmen was simply stunned–she had been rejected as the first cow to travel in space–in fact there were no plans for any cows in space–bovine discrimination . . .?

By |October 11th, 2016|Categories: domestic animals|Tags: , , |Comments Off on No Cows in Space

Pending Civil Rights Lawsuit

Quincy’s offer to guard the ponds at Disney World was rejected–they said he might scare the children–His lawyer said they would file a discrimination lawsuit . . .

By |August 18th, 2016|Categories: Lawyers, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Pending Civil Rights Lawsuit

Failure to Assimilate

In spite of laws, both Federal and State, the egrets seemed unable to assimilate with the cows when shade was at a premium in South Texas. The cows didn’t seem to mind the birds’ company when they were picking ticks off their backs, but clearly didn’t want a relationship. The Attorney General’s office said they were looking into it . . .

By |September 6th, 2015|Categories: Birds, domestic animals, Landscapes, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Failure to Assimilate

Discrimination Suit

When Louis complained to his brother-in-law that none of the neighbors would swim with him, the brother-in-law, a lawyer, suggested that he could probably win a Federal discrimination suit.  “Could that be a double breasted sharkskin suit with a vest?” asked Louis . . .

By |February 17th, 2015|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Discrimination Suit