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As the spoonbills started building their nest, three branches lower, this mom was heard to say, "There goes the neighborhood , , ,"
No Cows in Space
Carmen was simply stunned–she had been rejected as the first cow to travel in space–in fact there were no plans for any cows in space–bovine discrimination . . .?
Pending Civil Rights Lawsuit
Quincy’s offer to guard the ponds at Disney World was rejected–they said he might scare the children–His lawyer said they would file a discrimination lawsuit . . .
Failure to Assimilate
In spite of laws, both Federal and State, the egrets seemed unable to assimilate with the cows when shade was at a premium in South Texas. The cows didn’t seem to mind the birds’ company when they were picking ticks off their backs, but clearly didn’t want a relationship. The Attorney General’s office said they were looking into it . . .
Discrimination Suit
When Louis complained to his brother-in-law that none of the neighbors would swim with him, the brother-in-law, a lawyer, suggested that he could probably win a Federal discrimination suit. “Could that be a double breasted sharkskin suit with a vest?” asked Louis . . .